Woman Without Her Man Is A Dangerous Beast – Lesson in Punctuation
Man, Woman, and such stuff
A classroom in USA.
The kids were asked to rewrite this sentence: “woman without her man is a dangerous beast”.
All the girls wrote: “Woman – Without her, Man is a dangerous beast!”
All the boys wrote: “Woman without her man, is a dangerous beast !”
One child wrote: “Yes”
Her name was Sarah Palin.
At all costs, husbands must never answer these questions:
1950 : Is my cooking as good as your monther’s?
1970: Does this dress make me look fat?
1990: Is this diet working?
2010: I am OK with a threesome, which of my friends should I invite?
A famous musician went to the court to divorce his wife.
The judge wanted to see if there was any chance of reconciliation.
He asked: “What’s wrong? Maybe she can change, or you can adapt.”
“She has no sense of music, I cannot live with that.”
The judge asked him to explain.
He said: :”Some women sing on the white keys; some sing on the black keys”.
“My wife, she sings on the cracks”.
The divorce was granted.
A Boy’s Best Friends
|Age||Best Friend||Type of friend||Reason|
|10 to death||Your dick||a.k.a Penis||Things are never too bad that you can’t jerk off.|
|11-17||Anyone with a car and can drive||The Driver||To get you places|
|18-25||Anyone with connections||The Fixer||He gets you movie seats, cheap porn and drugs, his dad’s old Playboys (you know, the bare necessities of life)|
|26-59||Legal Guys||The Lawyer||At this stage you are likely to have screwed up (a) job, or (b) marriage and need lots of legal advice, free|
|60-80||Medical Guys||The Doctor||You can never have enough medical advice free|
|80-death||Anyone with a car and can drive||The Driver||Life comes a full circle|
In short, between your dick and a car you can live life happily.
Woman Without Man