Canada Humor – Why is Canada always pink on the map?
Here is a stand up routine from Kenny Robinson – warning: contains references to fellatio, cunnilingus and so on.
The CBC Winnipeg Comedy Festival, Zanies, L.A.’s Comedy Store and Improv, has had his own CBC television special of “Comics”.
Kenny is also the founder of the Nubian Disciples All Black Comedy Revue, (performed at comedy clubs for over 10 years) and Toronto’s Soul’d Out Comedy Festival.
Over his career, Kenny has shared the stage with such comedians as Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jim Carrey, Norm McDonald, Russell Peters, Robert Schimmel, Tommy Davidson, Tommy Chong, Margaret Cho, Paul Mooney, Lenny Clark, Phyllis Diller, and the late, great, Sam Kinison
The Stephen Lewis report on race relations is bullshit! There is no racism in Canada – unless of course, you are an Indian, Paki, Nigger or Chink. If you are white and don’t Parlez-vous français?, you will get along fine with most Canadians you meet.
Canada could have had culture from France and know how from U.S.A. Instead the know how is French and the culture American.
After visiting your friendly neighbourhood supermarket, you wonder what the hostile ones are like.
Some Canada Post employees were playing in the warehouse.
“What should I do with these boxes marked FRAGILE?”
“Throw them under arm, of course”
What is the capital of Canada?
What is the automotive capital of Canada?
What has become of the Canadian protest movement?
He got married and now lives in Mississauga.
How do they take the census in Canada?
Divide the American census by ten.
What is a Canadian political cartoon?
A beaver rolling up his sleeves.
What is a hard-hitting Canadian political cartoon?
A beaver rolling up his sleeves and making a fist.
Why is it better to shop in Toronto than is Saskatoon?
Toronto is nearer to New York.
Why is Canada always pink on the map?