The Ireland Vote – 62% vote in favour of gay marriage
Here is a picture of the Ireland vote.
And here is the breathless response from Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana.
Louisiana Breaks Off Trade Relations with Ireland
LOUISIANA – One day after Irish voters legalized gay marriage, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has used his emergency powers to ban all Irish products from the state. The sweeping trade sanctions will prevent popular Irish products, such as Guinness beverages, from being sold in Louisiana. Jindal explained that breaking off trade with Ireland was necessary to protect the sanctity of marriage in Louisiana. “Every time someone takes a sip of Guinness, a part of straight marriage dies,” he said. More: http://nyr.kr/1jTdlr4
Height of tragedy: A gay Louisiana resident cannot even celebrate the Irish vote with a Guinness. The poor dears are going to die a thirsty death – unless of course they have a urolagnia fetish! Somehow, I think Bobby will not buy this round.